dude

A fashionable male well attired and shoed. Typically 'dude' is an affectionate but somewhat comical salutation usually by one male to another, a bromance word.

Hey dude how did your date go?

by ALDO10 July 3, 2020

Dude Zoo

When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)

Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.

by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

Rock Dude

Slowest in the Mario Kart community, twerks ass, and has the shittiest lines known to man. Often known for backing his own teammates and indiving shock.

"Stop being so fucking slow Rock Dude!"

"Sorry, i play on wii wheel."

by gamercreeper999 April 16, 2022

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Dude Bingeing

When you don't wanna say gangbang out loud.

I've done some dude bingeing lately, it's so good.

by arhanka July 31, 2020

Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023