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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Easy blood

Easy blood is someone who is cool or easy to get along with
That bro. Is easy blood.

What’s up easy blood.
by Lexdion February 25, 2021
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Tiger Blood

A feline bloodstream. Permits you to OD on drugs or just take shitloads and survive. See Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen: IM BI-WINNING AND I HAVE TIGER BLOOD!!
by Your Mother 69 March 30, 2011
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Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it
I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle
" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."
by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017
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blood missile

When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon
Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd
by Cumjunkie69 October 13, 2022
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blood

A feared name, with her seductive nature she'll destroy any e-larp, e-thug, and e-boy. Never once been able to get doxed, nor ran-through by any com larp. Just by her amount of true pastes, no one dares bat an eye to her. Yet all these accomplishments, she stays underground without anyone knowing she's around. Her essence memorizes anyone around.
This girl blood has never been touched by any com larp, what a dream.
by bloodunderground March 12, 2024
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