Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
by Some random 32 November 16, 2018
There's a huge accident on the highway, and all the flashing lights cause a psychedelic flash back...
by Socks1985 February 10, 2018
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 August 01, 2022
Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
by Idfk do I October 26, 2017
Noun: Ya we’re going to garst road tonight and we’re doing it raw
Verb: Ya were garst roading it tonight 😁
Verb: Ya were garst roading it tonight 😁
by Coochietown June 05, 2021