Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Get the Why did the condom cross the road? mug.

pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
Get the pre-road-trip walk mug.

bella road

Used by students of North Vermilion as a place where students would flame, fuck, or fight
“Bro where are we gonna smoke?”

“Don’t worry dude we can go down Bella road
by Some random 32 November 16, 2018
Get the bella road mug.

road disco

There's a huge accident on the highway, and all the flashing lights cause a psychedelic flash back...
With that accident up ahead on the highway there's a real road disco going on...
by Socks1985 February 10, 2018
Get the road disco mug.

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 August 01, 2022
Get the National Road Head Day mug.

stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics
Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
by Idfk do I October 26, 2017
Get the stafford road mug.

Garst Road

Noun: place to do the dirty

Verb: to engage in sexy times
Noun: Ya we’re going to garst road tonight and we’re doing it raw
Verb: Ya were garst roading it tonight 😁
by Coochietown June 05, 2021
Get the Garst Road mug.