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caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020
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Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").
When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"
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Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.
"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."
by CornHustler March 12, 2023
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steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.
"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."
by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023
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Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight
by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022
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The Crumbl Cookie Salute

Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).
Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?

Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!

Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
by 0260someday August 14, 2023
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Pure vanilla cookie

He's a healer, He's and ancient hero, and he is NOT THE FATHER OF CUSTARD III, and he liked white lily cookie
by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023
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