Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!

by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

burn a number

To ask if you want to smoke a joint. Circa 1960's - 1970's

Hey you want to go burn a number.
joint weed smoke

by Betty Bash May 11, 2018

fatal burn

To disrespect or "burn" someone so badly that there is no way they can come back with any kind of legitimate response.

John: You're so ugly, Bill, even your own mother doesn't love you.

Frank: Ohhh! Fatal burn!

Bill: Yeah, well...whatever.

by Anonymous7538759287523 October 30, 2008

Burn

UK prison slang for tobacco (although smoking is no longer allowed in UK prisons)

Got any burn bruv?

Yeah man, I'll sort you a pouch, you owe me two next week

by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015

Dike Burn

When 2 lesbians scissor for too long there cooters start to burn up due to friction of each others pubes.

Man I got some serious Dike Burn last night with my gf.

by StrayGeese March 12, 2020

kentucky mud burn

The action of going down on a girl with a dip in your mouth

I had Copenhagen in and I gave her a Kentucky mud burn.

by Kamdaman98 April 14, 2017