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Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
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Max

A Max is a sweet and caring guy. He may be reserved or introverted, but he always listens and he will always be there for you. He’ll go to parties with you simply because he knows you want to go, and he’ll follow you on any crazy adventure. He’s so incredibly funny and has a family guy reference for any event in life. A Max cares for you, is there for you, his support is always felt. He may have gorgeous grey eyes, he’s tall and so incredibly handsome. He will love the same dogs as you, introduce you to incredible music, cook you meals and go on hikes with you. Perhaps he won’t even be aware of it, but through his own love he will give you the most incredible gift of all: the ability to love yourself. I hope that Max finds the same happiness in his partner, that his partner finds in him.
Person 1: I just started dating this incredible guy. He’s so hot and so sweet to me, I love the way he always supports me!

Person 2: Is his name Max?

Person 1: How did you know?:)
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max defense mode

When Mary tries to proof she's right saying total bullshit
Mary got into max defense mode, she must be fucking crazy
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pheromone maxxing

The act of not showering with the belief that doing so will increase their pheromones leading to a level in which they'll attract the opposition gender or preferred gender
"Matthew was pheromone maxxing to hopefully get a date"
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The messy max

Long night of drinking you vomit into her lap while ur licking it up
I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
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max-lonnie

A white woman who dates a black crack head and posts gay shit about people with the last name 'younkin'. Often engages in satanic rituals and gang bangs.
Damn, that's a max-lonnie. I guarantee she smokes rocks, too!
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Doing a max

Can you here that man he's doing a max in the Chinese
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