by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018
Get the long nipsmug. Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
Get the Long Island Candy Barmug. An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
Get the Big Long Schlong Clubmug. 8==========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
by February 27, 2023
Get the Long ass dickmug. When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
Get the Kentucky Long Slapmug. by FMason September 30, 2021
Get the The Duke of Long Beachmug.