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Lesbianness

The act of being lesbian
Our lesbianness shows
by Petunia petal 123 April 4, 2022
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Lesbian

A woman, who only loves women
Girl in red is a lesbian.
by Pixelcorrect July 31, 2021
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tickled lesbian

when one girl is tickling one other hoo-ha and enjoys it mostly involving holding hands on the first floor near the gym
were tickled lesbians?

yes, were walking by the gym on the first floor
by Tickledbythelesbian123 October 28, 2021
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Canoe Lesbian

A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe will sit in a room for over a month and collect dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
by freaksters October 15, 2024
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lesbian

a shorter way of saying your lazy or tired
"man im feeling pretty lesbian right now"

"yeah me too, let's go to bed"
by Mithie hamburger March 29, 2022
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lesbian shit monster

when a girl shits all over another girl and she looks like a monster
ahh did you hear lora turned beth into a lesbian shit monster at the disco
by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024
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rice lesbian

she’s totally a rice lesbian! have you ever seen her order any other side dish?
by contributor549 July 4, 2022
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