french fellation

the action of sucking a snail's cock like a frenchie

the frogs love to give the snails a french fellation

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

french mommy

A elder woman from France? Or are you taking about that one hot cute sweet and innocent girl from Apex Legends? If so, yes you are right, she is a french mommy.

Person 1: Dude, I want to fuck the french mommy so hard.
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck

by Alexmmat March 24, 2022

Tucker French

A handsome man who loves to be oiled up, and also loves to jelq and goon in school to baby gronk rizzing up Livy dunnes gyatt.

Tucker French is a handsome gooner.

by Sparxck April 11, 2024

little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.

Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.

by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023