Go-Gurt

1. The consumption of semen via prophylactic.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.

1. After I had safe condom-protected sex with my girlfriend, she gave herself a go-gurt by ripping the condom off my hard penis and sucking every drop of cum out of it just like one would enjoy the creamy goodness of a bagged yogurt.

2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."

3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.

by Mark Pune-Twaine March 18, 2011

Going green

When you attempt to smash a beer can off someone’s head in order to make it smaller for recycling. Funnier when the can doesn’t crush, and you just knock them silly and put a ring on their forehead.

“Megan just hit me in the head with a beer can and declared she was ‘going green’!”

by Frank Vinacelli November 10, 2019

Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017

go to space

To become high from the consumption of marijuana

"Hey, want a beer?"
"Nah I think imma just go to space tonight"

by NineThree November 27, 2014

going ano

cutting calorie intake in half or just not eating at all and working out out like a maniac in order to look good before a big social event.

-"I'm totally going ano the 2 weeks before vegas. I don't wanna look like a whale at the pool."

-"I hope I fit into my halloween costume! I've been eating so much lately."
-Just do what I do and go ano the week before. Yeah we'll be tired, hungry and bitchy but at least we'll be looking good. We get to be THOSE skinny bitches now!"

by Starla and DFG October 2, 2010

Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.

Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night

by Snake145 March 19, 2019

Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.

The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all

by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016