floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.

Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.

by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

by FrigOff April 15, 2014

Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.

He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?

by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014

Floobadoo

Def. 1- The insult used instead of "dumb bitch".
Def. 2- The state of mind in which you have recently ingested hallucinogenics and are tripping balls.

Def. 1- "You fucking floobadoo"
Def. 2- "Wow. I'm so floobadooed"

by the one with the stuff October 22, 2014

Florence+The Machine

The ACTUAL name of the band others often call "Florence AND the Machine"

Mike: Hey, did you see Florence and the Machine last night?
Marley: No, I did not see Florence AND the Machine last night. I did, however, see Florence+The Machine.

by MrPandaBear321 March 4, 2016

florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.

She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.

by modrtow March 14, 2016

floopy goober

A line used by Tyler the Creator in his song "What The Fuck Right Now"

You're a floopy goober motherfucker

by DrummerMan August 3, 2016