dead like Goose

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.

Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man May 9, 2019

Dead-Inside Syndrome

A rare, sometimes soul-destroying condition caused by one or two of the following:
Professor
School
Thumb Wounds

I have "Dead-Inside Syndrome" because Professor looked at me.

by Shelby Longbottom October 25, 2017

Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.

Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...

by raisin brand February 9, 2017

Dead rapper syndrome

When a rapper who has died, gains even more fans or sales because of their passing.

Billy bob got capped, now he got dead rapper syndrome.

by Human18401 October 21, 2019

dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.

"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"

by Phylldoe November 10, 2020

Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.

Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.

by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013

Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.

Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.

by ZeekLooney November 29, 2011