Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

Crush

A girl/boy you think you love/like. You may have fantasies of a future with them, for example: kids, house, jobs, or just dating. In general a crush is someone that you feel like you need and can't live without in that moment.

I think I have a crush on him.

by Birdie NRW November 15, 2018

crush

a less freaky was to say fuck. 🤤

"Let's crush!"

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Celebrity Crush

Hailey Van Lith

Friend 1: bro I wanna smash Hailey Van Lith
Friend 2: oh are you a big woman’s basketball fan
Friend 1: nah she’s just fine and my celebrity crush

by HaileyVanLith April 21, 2024

Enoch's Crush

So Some people might be wondering who's Enoch's Crush... People might think it's Rachael well sorry to bust ur bubble but i have to say that Enoch doesn't really have a crush on worldwide yeah am surprised too. Enoch doesn't have crushes surprisingly he thinks no girl cares about him but that isn't true... Girls do care about him. But for now Enoch isn't crushing on anyone on the group but i would say he is likely to crush on Omasan.

Enoch's Crush doesn't just exist

by Danvyt34 September 11, 2022

Crush

Pierre <3 my precious boy meow <3

I have a crush, not telling who.

by meowmeow2004 July 5, 2021

Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020