Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

by Camye March 18, 2019

Ugly o’clock

Describing an early time in the morning to do something that doesn’t directly benefit you or that you don’t want to do.

I had to get at ugly o’clock to drop my niece to the airport.
What time did you have to wake up at to go to work? I have to wake up at ugly o’clock

by Ororo88 May 17, 2019

pyjama o’clock

In the evening when you say “fuck it” and put on your pyjamas, regardless of what time it is or what you are doing.

“Pyjama o’clock was really early last night due to my last shot flying out the window.”

by Pterodactylpeesilently May 27, 2019

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019