Adam

He is my crush for these reasons that define ADAM: so cute but ugly he stares into outer space at times AS IF (not true) his brother died because of him and he just replayed it in his head. he breaks rules but builds new ones. he is the most hard-working couch potato ive ever seen. he loves football. chokes his friends playfully but then laughs at his stupidness. black hair suits him with the glasses. has no problem being hit on the head purposly by girls like me and loves talking. almost got a behaviour form for stupid behaviour at class, farted 2 times (once purposy once not) in a SCIENCE EXAM. we pass eachother notes. so what else? hes the bestestestest/annoyingestestest person

Me: Hey Adam what was that for???
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great

by genius3762 May 12, 2025

Adam-teasing

Men's version of eve teasing

omgaaaaa!! That girl tried to kidnap me bruh...i gotta file an Adam-Teasing Case.

by onyx hoola July 29, 2025

Adam

Adam is a a big fat fart face (ur cool tho)

Adam fart

by FartFaceHaver April 19, 2024

John Adams Day

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.

I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.

by Joseph handman December 9, 2020

Adam Holtzman

Bot

This kid was such an Adam Holtzman when he asked the teacher if there was homework.

by Chickenstar164 June 29, 2021

Adam

A man/boy who is and always be gay . He has people sniffing his ass all day long

OMG look its Adam the gay guy

by obama from the highness May 10, 2020

Adam Carter

A disabled person lacking brain cells to communicate properly with women.

Adam Carter loves Emily, but does not know how to express it.

by Ichikhan November 9, 2020