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My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"Aww man heard about Davey " "yeah i heard he was too long in the shower after that party "
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
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long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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Long Donking

When you go to town on a girl with your long Dank all night long.
Yo Davie was out Long Donking his girl all last night she aint been movin for days yo.
by JBopizzle April 20, 2011
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You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!

Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.
Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025
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