/Twät/: 1.1800s:see Twat
2. 1990s
3. 2021, A person who acts Pussy like, soft and squishy, usually make , in a particularly stuck up or pretentious manner.
2. 1990s
3. 2021, A person who acts Pussy like, soft and squishy, usually make , in a particularly stuck up or pretentious manner.
After a minor traffic incident that 5’0 skinny guy driving the Lexus , traded his faux scarf he was wearing for a neck brace that day in court.
:omg he sounds like a huge Twat
:omg he sounds like a huge Twat
by Axel Jabroni September 1, 2021

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.
by Jap Sy August 24, 2023

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.
2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.
3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner
Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t
2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.
3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner
Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t
1. You twat!
2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat
3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging
2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat
3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging
by Yujo88 May 11, 2015

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
My girlfriend has figgy-twat.
by Messtopia July 6, 2017

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
by Xodi January 28, 2017

The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.
Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"
Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"
Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
