by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 30, 2010
Get the turds guarding the outhousemug. If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021
Get the turd fuel cellsmug. by Carnosaure March 6, 2010
Get the Green Turd Daymug. When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.
Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.
Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.
by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017
Get the Air-off the turdmug. Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn
by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017
Get the Turd Degree Burnmug. A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
by lipshitz May 15, 2020
Get the Turd Cutter Buttermug. by deitbussy December 10, 2019
Get the Turd in a Punch bowlmug.