Tree

A girl with a fat ass

Ayo you see that tree over there?

Nah b that’s a shrub

by Pitty_titty May 18, 2018

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Tree

Large leafy green thing

Dude have u seen those large leafy green things? Yah they are called trees stupid

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

treeage

Refers to the urgency-of-need-based sequential scheduling of branch-trimming or other service that a forester or utilities-worker performs.

Asplundh-crew foreman: The recent snowy winter storms had really made a tangled mess of the roadside vegetation, and so initially we had to practice treeage so that we could attend to the worst-affected areas ASAP.

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

Treed

To get hit by a tree with high speed, similar to the word "pined".

Dang, I treed myself on my freaking bike!

by Amberlewis012 June 22, 2018

Tree Frogs

Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.

Tree Frogs.

by Jaynedine August 1, 2018

tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)

Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018