An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.
Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"
Person 2: "Owned"
by skmad12 June 9, 2013
Get the Ambidextrous Moment mug.1. A person who has a momentary lapse of their typical personality and begins to act like Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, especially when she is having a clairvoyant episode.
2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.
2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.
What's wrong with John? He's been acting strange today, almost like he's in a trance. Is he having a Trelawney moment?
Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?
Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?
by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010
Get the Trelawney moment mug.Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.
Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.
Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.
Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.
Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.
Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.
by Paulie the Monkey September 13, 2010
Get the Monkey Moment mug.A nonbinary moment is when you don’t want to be viewed as a feminine women, but also wouldn’t mind being a milf.
You: "I really hate dressing in dresses, but like if i was 47 and a milf i'd do it?"
Me: "Thats a Nonbinary Moment."
Me: "Thats a Nonbinary Moment."
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Get the micah moment mug.When someone who isn't black and doesn't have many black friends takes a picture with a black person and contorts their fingers into what they perceive to form a gang sign. Often times moments may also include pursed lips and a 30-45 degree upward tilt of the chin to either the right or the left.
by locallygrown June 10, 2010
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Alia: Mavericks... It's been a long time.
This really be a Capcom Moment.
X6: Three weeks after the events of X5
Alia: Mavericks... It's been a long time.
This really be a Capcom Moment.
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