Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.

Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.

by Daniel A 6969 December 1, 2025

Brown Snow

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.

That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.

by ReggieWillMake December 10, 2021

Snow diver

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner

Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”

by shabbandrum March 12, 2023

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Snow Snot

That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.

Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.

by Great White Northerner January 10, 2010

snow

To talk bollocks to fool people.

"Woah that guy was really snowed, he had no idea who you reallly were!"

by 2eu2 February 4, 2021

Snow bunny

A white girl

Look at that snow bunny over there

by Maddiehatesbryane February 8, 2020