A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
Get the Jacob Rennermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 28, 2025
Get the Jacob, jaCob, jacoBmug. 
Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.
by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.
Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪
JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. 