Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.

Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.

by Synoryth November 05, 2009

Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.

i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!

by qwerty298 July 14, 2011

Social media death row

When a social media account is permanently disabled

Twitter put @realDonaldTrump on social media death row.

by Ms. Jenkins January 08, 2021

Social Media Jerk Off

Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.

Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"

by MC Lightning May 05, 2013

Social Media Dirty Bomb

A strategy of Social Media influencers to drop trails of bad information and or conspiracy theories to try to gain traction and a following. The goal to go viral with retweets spreading misinformation causing confusion while dog whistling to like minded people and groups. Posts also attempt to connect different conspiracy theories to gain legitimacy.

Tactic of Troll Farms.

While scrolling through twitter i stumbled across a Social media dirty bomb about russian carrots, american potatoes, and a false missile alert, the bots must be on crack.

by redbent January 14, 2019

social media card revoked

When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.

She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.

by RegtheEnforcer February 04, 2017