Sam

if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.

Girl 1: so who have you been talking to

Girl 2: oh umm his names sam

Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick

‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩

by dodobird November 7, 2020

Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 4, 2022

Sam

A sexy guy. Super attractive, king, and has an super long dick. Everyone wishes they could be like Sam. Sam is also dominant, and is a natural leader. Will protect his loved ones, and fight against evil. His dick is so long.

#1: Woah its Sam
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*

by JeffBesos June 15, 2022

Sam

The person is very soft.

That Sam kid is really soft!

by Camyron c December 9, 2021

Sam

when you are in love with your best friend

i’m in love with Sam—Charlie

by boobssssssss April 18, 2023

Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

"She's vegan? And has red hair too? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."

by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022

Sam

People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.

Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did

other person: no dude what

Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart

by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021