Back pocket friend

A friend who is not exactly an acquaintance, but, will never be the first hand option to hang out with, invite to social events or chat.

"Did you invite Sarah to go to the mall with us tomorrow?"
"Nah, she's just a back pocket friend, she's not fun to hang out with"

by Askrankira March 7, 2021

nigga hot pocket

when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police

daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death

by anonymous October 7, 2023

gremlin in my pocket

Slang for having two penises; or a transvestite female.

"She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my pocket." or "That girl has a gremlin in her pocket."

by JEN#2 May 30, 2006

Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.

Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.

by The Pee Man March 28, 2019

Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours

I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad

by pax_jax June 20, 2016

crusty pocket syndrome

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.

Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016

buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood

I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night

by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022