by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022
Get the The Old Bottom Nostrilmug. A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.
-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."
by Poop Poopaloop January 17, 2014
Get the Hot Old Fashionedmug. A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.
The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"
by bonaduce January 22, 2011
Get the olde time sleddingmug. a version of the original "Old Fashioned". Made like the original except with Honey infused whiskey and a splash of ginger ale. The cherry gets muddled along with the sugar.
by The maker of this drink September 30, 2012
Get the Old Fashioned Beemug. A temporary flu that is caused by excessive drinking of cheap beer (ie Old Style) all weekend long, resulting in an absence at the workplace, usually on Mondays.
by NexxuSix August 24, 2011
Get the Old Style Flumug. When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"
by M.T.MyLoad September 4, 2016
Get the unfortunate old fashionmug. Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying
Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}
by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018
Get the OLD LADY MUNSONmug.