Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.

Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...

by raisin brand February 9, 2017

Im dead inside

same do not be ashamed we all are

kill me im dead inside

by Lil ultimate June 4, 2020

Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.

Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.

by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013

Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.

Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.

by ZeekLooney November 29, 2011

Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the taint in a male.

Jav was lucky to only to have lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.

Phrase was first coined in Irvine, California

by Javi R April 13, 2023

Dead Poets Society

-amazing movie set in the 50’s and
released in 1989
-gay ass characters (anderperry 🫵🫵🫵)
-the best movie to exist btw

a: what’s ur fav movie
b: dead poets society
a: HOLY SHITT NO WAY??? I

LOVE THAT MOVIE

by seungsungluvr May 13, 2023

Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke

Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead

by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022