Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
Get the Markmug. by JoesphStalinsDaddy March 10, 2022
Get the Zack Marksmug. A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
Get the Off the Markmug. A punctuation mark used to indicate the beginning and end of a quoted passage, or to indicate that a word or phrase is slang
by bluestinger66 November 21, 2022
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025
Get the 10 Answers, 90 Guesses, And 90 Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question Markmug. A guy who likes other girls and makes there girlfriend suffer! A DICK who makes there gf. Feel worthless
Mark is such a dick
by Shara ded December 20, 2021
Get the Markmug. Double crossing your family, friends, or any individual for your own personal gain without compensating or crediting them in any regard.
My family member and I went in on a business deal together. I did all the work behind the scenes but after we made money I never imagined they would pull a Mark Zuckerberg.
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