PUB|Drunken.Master

Clanus Leaderus publicus communitus
Generous soul devoted to bringing the adult *cough* people together in the world of online gaming.

Also the 1337 Call of Duty Gamer

PUB|DM pwns u

u got pwned by PUB|DM AvE iT!!!

cus i is sexeh

by guesswho January 2, 2005

dark_jedi_master

Admirer of tFighterpilot. Not ashamed that he is ghey. Likes teh mens.

by Daynk Mohda July 23, 2003

mashed potatoes

an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!

Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.

by rachd19 November 16, 2010

master batfin

funny way of writing masturbating
like you say to someone...

I am MASTER BAT-FIN

by yeLLoJellO May 8, 2004

master of apologies

This is an individual who is mean, cruel and insulting until he or she breaks you. And then they say "I'm sorry." Once people begin to see the trend, they realize that the person isn't sincere about their apologies.

She's so mean towards all the boys in the class and always apologizing to them the one's that cry.

Yeah, she's such a master of apologies.

by jiji2007 November 5, 2007

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

masterbation spot

a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.

matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.

by snowboardingafghan August 23, 2011