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July 10

Boy: it’s July 10 will you be my girlfriend

Girl: yes only because it’s national ask out your talking stage day
by girl cheeer July 8, 2023
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july 8

send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis
Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*
by markiplier37 July 8, 2024
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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july 27th

the day the people who are a waist of oxygen are born.
today is july 27th? EW!
by hope is gross September 4, 2020
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July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released
Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone
by Commander Ivan October 5, 2023
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July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.
Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!
by CalenderMan July 30, 2024
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July 15th

Hey what’s today?
Oh, it’s july 15th which is abi’s birthday!
by ahaowowhsbjw July 14, 2022
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