July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024

July 22

National receive an arch pic day, today is the one day where you can get 1 free arch pic

"babe where's my arch pic"
"Why do you get one"
"Because it's July 22 duhhh"

by Yk I'm Day Guy July 22, 2024

Julie

boring.

Everyone at the party- (doesn’t even mention her she’s that irrelevant)
Sam-“ ugh what is she doing, she’s such a Julie”

by Cumslut2000 November 22, 2021

17 of july

people born on this day are cunts that shit themselves

boy: hey its your birthday today!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!

by ur mum like dick November 1, 2021

july 8

send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis

Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*

by markiplier37 July 8, 2024

july 27th

the day the people who are a waist of oxygen are born.

today is july 27th? EW!

by hope is gross September 4, 2020

July 10

National ask out your talking stage day

Boy: it’s July 10 will you be my girlfriend

Girl: yes only because it’s national ask out your talking stage day

by girl cheeer July 8, 2023