Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight
by OlneyNigga1 December 31, 2022
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cookie crisp face

when a mixed race person has spots or achne/ greasy bad skin.
yo my man jermaine, he cute but he's struggling with that cookie crisp face!
by Declan Kenny August 17, 2010
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend
by Lesbiace Mess December 20, 2020
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Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.
Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.
by S.A alpha January 03, 2021
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Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
by Magooru November 04, 2010
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cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies
Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!
by Hawk Juan rod April 27, 2023
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Pure vanilla cookie

He's a healer, He's and ancient hero, and he is NOT THE FATHER OF CUSTARD III, and he liked white lily cookie
Pure vanilla cookie still has feelings for white lily cookie
by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023
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