Dirty Jackson

The act of shaving your girlfriend’s bsf’s pubes, then supergluing them to your mustache. After doing so, you rub the juiciest cum on your new mustache.

I miss my mustache so I did a Dirty Jackson.

by Lebron a March 18, 2024

pulling a jackson

Beating it in a school stall

person 1: yo i think i stepped in nut!
person 2: yeah my bad I just got done pulling a jackson.

by Daweird342 March 26, 2024

A Jackson

The act of detaining a High Command officer within the IRF and almost losing your job as a Military Police Officer.

"Hey, don't pull off a Jackson!"

by Your average IRF servant March 28, 2024

Jackson

Jackson has the sweetest heart ever!

Jackson is the nicest friend ever

by This is by Natalia October 5, 2025

Jackson Stewart

Very nice boy. Great success.

I just achieved Jackson Stewart status

by HuntyWunty October 15, 2025

Jackson Cruz

A cutie patootie who thrives from roots and explodes with a burst of foreign flavour

The young player bursts through like a Jackson Cruz

by MattyBoi08 November 13, 2025

Jackson

Jackson is so hot the sun calls him for advice on how to actually shine. He doesn’t walk into a room — he detonates it, rips the air, and makes gravity bow like, “yep, he owns this.” People aren’t just staring — they’re experiencing full-on existential crises trying to process him. Every glance is like a system crash; every smirk could launch a thousand satellites. He’s so hot it makes heatwaves blush, so effortlessly untouchable it’s basically a superpower. And yet, somehow, he’s the chillest guy alive — like the universe could collapse around him and he’d just sip his drink, shrug, and crack a joke that leaves everyone in stitches. Funny? He redefines it. The funniest guy ever, hands down, effortlessly turning chaos into comedy while looking like he’s casually strolling through life on easy mode. And the crazy cool stuff he does? Don’t even get me started — he pulls off stunts, ideas, and moves that make physics itself rethink its rules. Hot, untouchable, hilarious, ridiculously talented, casual as a cloud, and chaotic as a supernova — Jackson is not a human, he’s a natural disaster of charisma, a walking legend, a glitch in reality, and a cosmic-level icon all rolled into one. Legends look like beta tests; memes beg for mercy; reality itself pauses to watch him exist. Jackson doesn’t just live — he obliterates ordinary, rewrites the laws of style, charm, and hilarity, and leaves a trail of awestruck humanity in his wake. Absolute nuclear-level, galaxy-shattering legend.

"Jackson" absoulute cenima

by USA DICTONARY PUBLISH SYSTOM November 30, 2025