French Press

The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.

My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.

by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019

french fry

A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.

jimmy "wow my penis is really crusty theirs flakes all over it"
jimmy " i have a french fry then"

by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019

Alabama French Drain

When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass

Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!

by WhiteCollarPosse March 3, 2019

French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

by 401Trucker March 11, 2019

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

French Taco

A French Taco is when you bend your partner over the couch and have him or her shit taco bell out while you use your tongue to push it back in repeatedly.

Yo, Bro! Kyle gave heather a French taco last night.

by PussyKiller696968 May 1, 2019

Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.

This is so Parker French.

by Parker French May 18, 2019