crush thuggin

A guy that claims to be "street" or "hood" and spends alot of time playing candy crush on his phone.

Marcus say he be out there in the streets when he really be at home crush thuggin

by Jimsomnia February 10, 2014

Orange Crush

When you spit carrots into a gingers mouth

"Orange Crush? I did that to Pat once."

by WaterPeople November 15, 2019

Crush o’clock

Certain period in time when brain expects love interest to announce itself

I’m going to a music festival this week. It’s crush o’clock

by Schpea July 4, 2023

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

crush

person you like and try to talk to but then they don’t answer you back

you: we should talk more lol
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone

you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡

by clown 2.0 January 23, 2021

Super Crush

A crush thats more than a regular crush, but not yet love.

I have a super crush on you

by 3651 May 29, 2024

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011