Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

Ice Cream Burp

Whenever you eat a type of ice cream and you burp and the aroma of the ice cream comes back up.

"I just ate a pound of ice cream and experienced an ice cream burp."

by tweetr March 28, 2023

Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010

ice cream fucker

a person who fucks ice cream cones

Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!

by beachwhalefucker October 14, 2017

Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

by treeguywussup August 12, 2011

Ice Cream Truck

When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".

Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!

by Timhub March 1, 2022