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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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Popping Candy Cookie

Best character in Cookie Run: OvenBreak. I do not take criticism.
Me: popping candy cookie awooga
My friend: I swear if you say one more fucking thing about him
by monika.chr July 24, 2021
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Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").
When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"
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Latvian Cookie Stamp

The act of clapping someone's buttcheeks together as they are pooping, shaping or cutting the log.
Oh no, Brad gave me another Latvian Cookie Stamp!
by Bo_Nanuz August 17, 2018
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Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.
"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."
by CornHustler March 12, 2023
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steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.
"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."
by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023
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Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight
by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022
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