cock sponge

Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.

(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...

(ANAL DESTRUCTION)

by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006

Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008

Cock Wallet

a womans genitals..an 'wallet' for cocks, not cash...imo

Bloke(looking at porn mag)- 'bloody hell steve, seen the minge on that!'

Steve - 'yea i know mate, thats some cock wallet right there'

by adam goon December 9, 2008

cock nostril

your penis hole

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril

by mgurn3 September 12, 2015

Cock Licker

Someone who likes to lick the pelvic muscle of a male's body.

Bella licked Jame's penis all night, what a cock licker she is!

by Pelvic September 17, 2015

Soapy Cock

When you get soap in your dick hole

-parker

Hey man I was beating it in the shower and got soapy cock!

by Pdawg123 December 7, 2016

enlistment cock

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.

by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018