Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.
by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019
Get the canary checkmug. A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022
Get the function checkmug. A term used in the MMA community for when a fighter whose skills have been severely overrated due to only fighting low-level opponents finally fights someone at a higher level and gets exposed as not being nearly as good as their fans had claimed they were
by jakkal25 April 2, 2024
Get the Fraud Checkmug. When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.
by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018
Get the Check your dipstickmug. by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023
Get the age checkmug. The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.
Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019
Get the Check your delaymug. Asking for a Sound check is a different way to ask you co-pilot if you have any visually noticeable drug residue in, on, or around your nostrils. Usually after insufflating an illicit substance in powdered form.
by Your Echo April 29, 2019
Get the sound checkmug.