Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

by DIII July 25, 2008

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 8, 2012

cock munchkin

A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.

She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!

by Peetry October 25, 2006

Cock-Shiv

A weapon commonly used during sexual intercourse to administer pain or pleasure to a woman

"Man Tracy was wore the fuck out after that stabbing by Codys cock-shiv"

by Shadow68 March 19, 2007

Soapy Cock

When you get soap in your dick hole

-parker

Hey man I was beating it in the shower and got soapy cock!

by Pdawg123 December 7, 2016

enlistment cock

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.

by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018

cock nostril

your penis hole

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril

by mgurn3 September 12, 2015