Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".

- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.

by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

Chicken Burger

It's when you fuck Amanda till she can't take any more and then you continue.

I'm gonna chicken burger Saturday and not tell Luke

by BurgerCock December 28, 2023

Burger Death

Any fastfood place that sells bugers made of beef that causes death by arteries clogging, fecal matter, or shitty quality beef. Or and or a burger that causes extreme diharea which may lead to death!

1)Lets go to buger death for a wopper Jr.
2)That Burger death killed my toilet!

by BurgerboyMG January 8, 2011

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Burger

It's a fucking burger, you humber rat

Little Timmy: Five Guys has some of my favorite burgers.

Abaddon, Angel of the Abyss: You're just like me frfr

by apol_lyon January 1, 2023

Burgers

Slang term for psychedelic mushrooms. usually used in company of those who do not know or in conversations by those who wish to remain discrete.

Earl: "What do you want to do tonight?'

Francois: "I was thinking we could eat some burgers."

Lakyn: "Burgers?"

Francois: "Yeah, I'm hungry, that's all."

by Christophe Crazy October 16, 2010