Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

break up

When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...

Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.

by losh_user_at_the_pc January 3, 2018

Break the Black Ice

Time for sleep
Time for prayers
Time for dusk
Dust in eyes
Grinning jaws
Grit in teeth
All things pass
Death and deeds
Break the black ice
In this earth
In this town
In this land
In this hour
In this time
For this age
In this flesh
In this joining

Break the black ice
In this spasm
In this jerk
In this crib
A little death
For this boy
Little screams
A little blood
A tattooed rune
Break the black ice
In this kiss (not mine not yours)
In this curse (not mine not yours)

by Death Menace July 31, 2023

break

When a board game is great.

That Ancient World game is break. Excited to play it again.

by atticusmech January 28, 2022

Breaking my snips

To have great grief caused to you.

Mike - "hey Brady, has Ben been messaging you on facebook again?"

Brady- " Ya man, he wont leave me alone. How many times do i need to tell him im not gay. He's breaking my snips"

by Michael Leigh November 2, 2011

dungeon break

When the game threw every enemy entities, and the kitchen sink all at you at the same time. Commonly used in RPGs as well as others like Minecraft and Lethal Company.

“Ain’t no way you just survived a dungeon break bruh.”

“That trap chest triggered a whole dungeon break, near team-wiped my crew except for me”

by thatguywhoplayfgo January 19, 2024

tetris break

Tetris break. For when life gets too real and you just need to stack some blocks.

Me: Oi
James: What
Me: I'm gonna go for a 'Tetris Break' (patent pending)
James: Ok.

by kangaroo jack 420 August 31, 2020