Loot boner

That feeling of ecstasy when nabbing the sweet sweet loot in a game and then bragging about it on comms to all your team mates who are probably pissed at having to cover your ass for delaying them.

Specifically Nav and James.

I got me a Loot boner.
OoooOOOOoooooh! Loot... boner!

Loot boner by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

Curry boner 

a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight

i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden

Curry boner by PAPA VEGETA May 6, 2018

Marvel Boner 

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.

Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!

Marvel Boner by Toonis May 31, 2018

Weird Boner 

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character

The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.

Weird Boner by Wade Poole July 23, 2018

Inward Boner 

I just used this little phrase myself.. An inward boner is for a woman who gets excited (turned on) just by the thought of a certain guy.

Wow, All I do is think of you and my inward boner just happens.

Inward Boner by Annalis October 29, 2018

hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

hell boner by xerb May 2, 2019

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

Minion Boner by Jman030303 June 15, 2019