Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

MAJOR ASSHOLE

The biggest asshole in the world
Name starting with A or B

The biggest asshole ever with a name starting with A or B
Bradley is a MAJOR ASSHOLE

by Duckface01 August 17, 2019

Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.

I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Asshole

1. A person (usually male) who engages in acts that put his feelings or rights above those of others. However, the degree of asshole this person is depends entirely on whether the person concerned realizes that he is an asshole or not.
2. A word typically used by females in attempt to make their male partner feel guilty about something he should not feel guilty about.

1. Moll: Tom and Dick are both assholes! Why'd you wanna fuck with Tom instead?

Nell: Cos Dick is an asshole and he knows it!
2. Why did you fuck her you asshole? Didn't you know that next week would be the first time we were ever gonna meet?

by NativeAlien March 8, 2020

Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.

Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?

by anonymous May 12, 2025

Asshole

Everyone on this planet is an asshole including you.

Hey, look at that asshole behind that screen!

by Ur dada April 29, 2021

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022