Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.

Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.

by KrugerFC June 14, 2022

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

Cold Texas

Alaska

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much

by deathleprechaun October 2, 2023

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023

Texas Tobytoad

A huge Texas size Tobytoad

I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.

by TOBYNASTY May 22, 2023

Texas

Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.

Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.

by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023

Texas Triangle

A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio

I want to live in the Texas Triangle when I grow up

by bubby3 January 6, 2016