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Hand Thrusting

A hand signal used when enfuriated to express to specific person(s) that they are aggrivating, annoying or perhaps jewish.

Hand thrusting can be done by putting one's hand in a fin like manor on their forehead, and swinging out violently toward the person(s) intended.
Blaine: You remember Yazmin's party?
Ryan: The one where i took my clothes off?
Blaine: Yeah, you remember her sister?
Ryan: Is she the so called "13 year old" that i would so totally do?
Blaine: Yeah! Ah, She could not have been 13!
Craig: What? 13 year old? I only really go for 12 year old's to be fair. Oh yeah, did I tell you that I've just been circumcised. Oh and by the way, I told your girlfriends family that you smoke, do drugs and hit girls.

Ryan: Did he just aggrevate, annoy and be jewish toward us?
Blaine: I think so..

Bryian: DICKHEAD *Hand thrusting*
by Bryian. February 25, 2009
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Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
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playstation hands

Usually unspoken argument for playing playstation rather then xbox. People with playstation hands can't handel xbox controllers because there hands are to small.

Also refers to a males genital size since its related to the handsize.
1) Guy 1: Dude, playstation is so much better and the controllers are so compftable.

Guy 2: Sure, your hands are just to small, skeethead

2) Girl 1: Hey look this guy looks so cute I'll hook up with him.

Girl 2: Hack no look at his playstation hands.
by Lenne Jaaaames December 7, 2009
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place the hand

When your playing poker, and you wish your partner to place there hand.. but they end up grabbing there tits.
by PLACETHEHAND March 26, 2010
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donut hands

1. What you wish you had when you are really hungry after chilling or partying.

2. What someone has when they make something really good happen.

3. Someone who commits an act of trife.

4. Someone who has an addiction to excessive masturbation.
1. I'm so hungry, I wish I had donut hands.

2. That dude just hooked us up with a damn good party. That guy has donut hands for real.

3. Wow, I can't believe he acted like donut hands and stole your girlfriend.

4. I bet he is so lonely, he sits around at home and jacks it like donut hands.
by mhs_boyz_atx April 6, 2009
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hand soap

Used to describe something white, sticky, and gooey.

Used as an innuendo for semen.
This girl didn't know what hand soap was, so i told her it was something that was white and gooey. Her reaction was priceless.
by pnutbutter0789 April 1, 2017
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hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much
me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"
by bigsimmo May 1, 2008
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