Uncle Ben

A traditionally older persons American car that "cooks rice" (ie, is faster than Asian imports).

The new Cadillacs are definitely Uncle Bens!

by Carman Guya January 13, 2007

Ben 10

A show for virgins, the TV equivalent of fortnite

Person 1:Hey do you watch Ben 10?
Person 2:Nah I’m not a virgin

by 757 spark November 16, 2018

Ben Carter

A Chelsea FC fan who regularly masturbates to match of the day and openly admits he would give John Terry a rimjob if given the opportunity.

Jacob : Ey rossi wanna go down the boozer for a few pints?

Rossi: Nah mate, Chelsea are on and there will be a load of Ben Carters down there.

by El Boy January 25, 2011

bill and benning

when four men commune, where a victim places a flower pot with a convenient hole in the middle on his head, where one of the four would place his penis in the hole, so that it enters it is placed into the wearers mouth, whilst the wearer masturbates two other males.

John, Mike, Dave and Barry went into the shed and commenced a savage episode of bill and benning

by mini_zulu_bear January 24, 2009

Ben Shits

The worst MLB pitcher ever. Period. Almost cost the Brewers the playoffs this year. He muff dives with Nedly Yost's cock bush.

Ben Shits couldn't pitch well because he was up all night muff diving with the EX manager of the Milwaukee Brewers Nedly Yost.

by NoLabToday February 18, 2009

Ben Carlisle

The sexiest, most beautiful guy you'll ever meet!

Ben Carlisle is Sexy

by SexyIsMe September 25, 2011

Ben Shapiro

A person who is often made fun of for his fast speaking which to some, sounds like "a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice"

however, though Ben Shapiro's voice may sound annoying, he thinks more logically than....certain people

Ben Shapiro sounds irritating to me, but I guess that doesn't automatically invalidate his beliefs.

by Cry Liberals August 6, 2023