The kind of Man whore who acts so sweet and nice and likes to kiss innocent girls, and then ask them if they 'just want to be friends'. The usual 'kiss&ditch'.
Zach is also asian.
He also has a small dick.
He also needs proactive.
He also wishes he could get a classy girl, and once he has one he ditches her, becuase hes to nervous to be around such an amzing girl. So, instead, he dates whores who makeout with him, because he doesn't really know how to carry on a real conversation with a girl who he acually likes. MEGA FAGGOT.
Zach is also asian.
He also has a small dick.
He also needs proactive.
He also wishes he could get a classy girl, and once he has one he ditches her, becuase hes to nervous to be around such an amzing girl. So, instead, he dates whores who makeout with him, because he doesn't really know how to carry on a real conversation with a girl who he acually likes. MEGA FAGGOT.
Classy girl: Anthony seems sweet.
Some hoe: I know hes so damn sexy. I hooked up with him last week.
Classy girls friend: Oh shit. Looks like we are dealing with a zach.
Classy girl: i've been down this road. Let's egg him.>:D
Some hoe: I know hes so damn sexy. I hooked up with him last week.
Classy girls friend: Oh shit. Looks like we are dealing with a zach.
Classy girl: i've been down this road. Let's egg him.>:D
by hairywang November 16, 2010
Get the zachmug. Me:Hey can i join your discord?
Ching Chong:i'm the owner but Zach is a mod and is the leader
Zach:i'm a fucking retard
Ching Chong:i'm the owner but Zach is a mod and is the leader
Zach:i'm a fucking retard
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme February 28, 2019
Get the Zachmug. nigga, Zach is with the shits.
by vmcbznxvczbnmzcvbnmczvbmncvnmb June 25, 2017
Get the Zachmug. by russiangeeza October 16, 2018
Get the Zachmug. Zach C is a tall dickbag who cheats on girls, a person who is dependent on his mother 24/7 and someone who needs to learn that you can't just ask for a blow job... if a girl wants to give you a blow job she would probably do it without you asking...... duh. if you ever meet this guy, I'll say hes nice and seems really sweet as a FRIEND but girls be careful of him. Also not all Zach's are bad, there are some who are nice but still... be careful girls.
"who's Zach"
by ..hi November 1, 2018
Get the Zachmug. 
He is a Jackass, asshole, and retard; essentially one who annoys everybody within a square mile of his location. He spells his name "Zach" because he wants attention over using the correct "Zack". He deserved to have his face slapped for every bad joke he uses and for every dickhead move he makes.
Zach is a fucking retard
by A. Smartass January 30, 2019
Get the Zachmug.