Purple yogert

The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.

My girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after I got done with her.

by Gen.Fox June 9, 2010

cock yogert

1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.

1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.

by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

Joker-Yoker

A person who tells jokes to much that it's annoying.

Guy 1: What does a nosy pepper do? Get Jalapeño Business!
Guy 2: *grunt* Get out of here you Joker-Yoker..

by 2015Neo November 1, 2025

Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.

Wow they really did Pull A Yobert !!

by Yobert October 25, 2020

the reverse yoder

When you pay for an Amish guy to fuck your wife.

The reverse yoder saved my marriage!

by Millermatic February 25, 2023