Yawning Donkey

Morning Wood

My girlfriend wont stop riding my Yawning Donkey

by The Honkey Tonk man April 10, 2020

flaming yawn

this is a male, homosexual version of a blowjob with flamboyant pizzazz, and the touch and feel that only an adam's apple can provide.

Stephan asked Arturo if he was ready for some fellatio, and Arturo said that he was taking it to the next level and would provide him with a flaming yawn. Stephan replied "but we're vegan" and Arturo responded, "it's ok, I'll be the meat-eater tonight"

by Dangerous Dirk December 26, 2018

Yawn shaming

the act of shaming a colleague for yawning too early during the shift.

"Yawn shaming is a standard practice from 2pm to 4pm"

by ervik June 24, 2019

Bogus Yawn

Bogus Yawn in other words means: When someone or something is yawning and you sing opera to make them sound like they're singing opera.

I bogus yawned Thaliana yesterday; everyone started to laugh.

My dog started yawning, I bogus yawned her.

by Wizard Bunny January 17, 2013

Yawn Boner

When one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.

(Adam yawns)
(EP yawns)
(Dylan yawns)
Adam: That was a great yawn boner!
EP: Just a great overall yawn boner is what it was!

by EPAK February 04, 2010

Cobra Yawn

The act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any bitches eyes.

B:My morning wood was so bad I cobra yawned all over her!

M:I bet my mom liked it, that skank!

by tubbytitsandshit July 21, 2009

global yawning

global yawning is used instead of global warming...for people that are totally fed up of hearing global warming

I feel I am having a 'global yawning' situation coming on!

by kermit 999 July 08, 2011